cock, etc

Elena: the menu says this place is known for it's rooster collection.
Me: rooster is just a fancy word for cock.
Amanda: I guess there isn't much else to brag about here in jackson hole.
Me: but at least now we know where we can go to get tons of cock in the 'hole.

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Erik: do you know how porn stars get their names? your middle name and the street name of your childhood home. Mine would be Anthony Lakeside!
courtney: not very sexy
Erik: give me yours
courtney: Cecilia or Jo-Anna Pico. Or CJ Pico. I like CJ because it sounds slutty.
Andrew: I wish my middle name were Horsecock.

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Me: he asked me if he was hung like a horse. and then asked if he was circumcised.
Alexis: i guess he was trying to find out if you've seen it.
Me: or he's a huge fan of cock.
Alexis: or both.
Me: possibly.
Alexis: i had a guy friend ask about my boyfriend's penis one time. I think they like to compare or something. So strange.
Me: girls don't do that. I don't go "so...how deep's her vadge?"
Alexis: oh? I do.