everyone has AIDS.

me: i want to move to europe.

cam: no you don't.

me: i want to live in a villa in italy, be a writer and eat pasta and drink wine and get fat.

cam: what do you mean get fat?

me: hey! you're mean!

cam: what?? you make fun of me all the time!

me: yes but not about things you're sensitive about.

cam: that's not true!

me: name me one example.

cam: you're always making fun of me for like, having AIDS and stuff.

me: cameron...are you insecure about your STD count?

cam: if you must know? ...maybe.