Thursday, July 19, 2007

gays say the darndest things

brent: can i get a pinot?
waiter: pinot ...noir?
brent: right.
waiter: no problem. [leaves]
brent: what, like i'm going to have pinot grigio with eggplant parm?!? please...

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overheard at a cabaret bar: i wish apples had the consistency of strawberries.

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